Screwing my stepsister’s girlfriend was not all that fulfilling. 

realized today that flaccid is spelled with two c’s.

still i won’t change a goddamned thing

(imagine you went to hawaii too
imagine all you had to do was take pictures in the rain
you had to drive a car across hot rocks
and get out
and yell at your mom
and recalibrate directions on a broken gps
the rocks were warm porous
they whole island was one big fucking pummice stone
you masterbate quietly in the hotel bathroom
you visit thrift stores
you smoke a blunt with no one)

(imagine you went to hawaii too

imagine all you had to do was take pictures in the rain

you had to drive a car across hot rocks

and get out

and yell at your mom

and recalibrate directions on a broken gps

the rocks were warm porous

they whole island was one big fucking pummice stone

you masterbate quietly in the hotel bathroom

you visit thrift stores

you smoke a blunt with no one)

I JUS WANNA BE MEME.

I JUS WANNA BE MEME.

If I cam then you cam.

i will walk you to shims
you will beg for a dollar
plead for one
all this gross shit on the floor
a puddle of detergent
that mexican boy cleans it all up for us
you smile cause you a got a gumball

i will walk you to shims

you will beg for a dollar

plead for one

all this gross shit on the floor

a puddle of detergent

that mexican boy cleans it all up for us

you smile cause you a got a gumball